Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Mother's Day
I am going to write about Mother's Day.
"What?" I hear you saying. "Why would we shun you for writing a post about something as wonderful as Mother's Day?"
And here is why...oh, gentle-but-soon-to-be-shocked-silly-readers...
I HATE MOTHERS DAY!!!
There...I said it. Let the shunning begin.
But wait!! BEFORE you grab your pitchforks and torches...let me defend myself.
See, I LOVE being a MOM. Being a MOM is completely different than my feelings about Mothers Day. I love each of my children as wonderful, amazing individuals. I love being part of a ever-diminishing breed...one of the very lucky, if slightly nutty, woman that are blessed to stay home and raise my kids. I love play groups, and PTA, and Scouts, and even playing chauffeur and doing grocery shopping (coupons and all).
But in spite of all that...I really, really, really hate Mothers Day.
I can hear horrified mothers all over the world audibly gasping "Why?!?"
There are two reasons...
ONE is because of my husband...and before you all start calling him ungrateful, and a cad, and a chauvinistic swine (or whatever else you can think of)...even though he is one of the reasons I hate Mothers Day...it's still not his fault.
I hate Mothers Day because Mothers Day is the single biggest money-making day in the restaurant business, and, as you know, my husband is the General Manager of a $10 million dollar hugely successful restaurant that does KILLER business on Mothers Day. Which means that he is there from 7am until midnight.
So I hate Mothers Day because all the world takes THEIR mothers out to dinner, keeping MY family separated and me at home, where I will be making my own dinner...just like every other day of the year.
The second reason I hate Mother's Day is because Mother's Day is always on a Sunday, which means I go to church. Now - I love church...and it spiritually centers my very chaotic life. But on Mother's Day, they always have some sort of Mother's Day program, in which well-meaning people get up and give talks with titles like: "What Makes a Perfect Mother", or "My Mother, The Saint", or "Inspirational Mothers from the Scriptures". All these talks, instead of making me feel special and inspired, make me feel like a great big LOSER.
I in NO WAY measure up to divine qualifications apparently needed for motherhood. In fact, there are some days I'm surprised my children are alive and fairly healthy. Depending on the day, I'm pretty sure my home meets all the requirements to be declared a federal disaster area, and I've already started trusts in my childrens names to help pay for the therapy they'll need to overcome the emotional scarring that I've undoubtedly caused.
People tell me that the mothers personified in the talks and poems and scriptures shared on Sundays are just ideals, and that they were undoubtedly as human as me. But I'm not sure...because I know several women who defy explanation in their ability to personify every whit of the person "Mother".
Just to add insult to injury, a member of the bishopric accosted me just this past Sunday and assigned me...me...ME of all people to give the talk on "Inspirational Mother Figures from the Scriptures".
Oh, joy.
Oh, rapture.
Oh, bloody hell.
There is, however, a BEAUTIFUL bright side to all this angst about Mothers Day. And that is that this year, I decided that just because I am miserable and crabby...not EVERYONE should be. Many of you have husbands home to worship you for the day, and your children behave in church, and you don't have to stand in front of 150 people and be a hypocrite when you talk about how grateful you are for Mothers Day. That is MY curse.
THIS GIVEAWAY IS NOW ENDED. FINISHED. FINITE. WINNERS WILL BE POSTED TOMORROW, MAY 6, IN THE A.M. WHEN I AM BRIGHT-EYED AND BUSHY-TAILED!! GOOD LUCK!!
For you - I have a gift. I am giving away TWO $25 gift cards for Godiva Chocolate. For FREEEEEEEE (if you've seen Bedtime Stories, you can do the appropriate sound effects on the word "FREEEEEE").
All you have to do is leave a comment on my blog about your favorite part of Mothers Day (to help inspire me to change my outlook). Don't forget to leave your e-mail address so I have a way to contact you if you've won!!
You can get an additional entry by signing up to "follow" my blog. Send me an entirely separate e-mail letting me know that you're a "follower".
Lastly, you can blog about this giveaway on YOUR blog, e-mail me AGAIN (separate e-mails for separate entries), along with the link to your post (so I can check up on you!!), and I will give you a THIRD entry!!
I WILL STRICTLY ENFORCE THREE ENTRIES PER PERSON.
The contest will end one week from today...Tuesday May 5, at 8pm Eastern time. I will let the Random. org integer generator pick TWO lucky, lucky winners, who will get to spend $25 dollars each on luscious, divine, sinfully delicious Godiva chocolate (or give it away to YOUR mother, if you're the selfless type).
Now, this is my VERY FIRST giveaway people...so be kind while I work out the kinks!!
Good luck!!
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Earth Week (Day)...Hurray!!!
...Or a sunset.
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Viva Las Vegas!!!
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We scraped the ceilings of popcorn and ripped out all the 70's dark wood paneling. We re-textured everything, and re-painted the room in a soft sage green. I used a darker olive to create the stripes in the vanity area. We installed a new mirror, new lighting, and new facets and hardware. We also put in beautiful beadboard wainscoting and a gorgeous thick chair rail (we had help from our wonderful neighbor Steve, who was by far the most excellent handyman and all-around good guy that we have ever come across)...which you'll see more of in subsequent photos.
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We took out the ugly dark double doors and replaced them with french doors (again, with help from Steve), complete with sheer sage curtains. We also put in a closet organizer.
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We installed central lighting all over the house...mostly in the form of recessed lighting. But in the bedrooms, we installed ceiling fans (you can barely see it at the top of the photo). You can see more of the pretty wainscoting and chair rail, and the framing Jason did around the window. Another fun note is our kitty cat Oreo cuddled up on my bed.
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Here you have a better shot of the gorgeous french doors, the elegant ceiling fan, the wainscoting, and the new window treatments. This room went from oppressive and old to calming and refreshing. I loved it.
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The next set of pictures have to do with the front room/living room in the home. It was old and dark. The walls were covered with a very rough texture...more like the stucco you find on the OUTSIDE of a house (in fact, I'm sure that's what it was).
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We scraped the ceilings of popcorn and re-textured. We installed recessed lighting with dimmers. We primed with a very thick enamel-based primer to help soften the stucco on the walls, and then painted the room a sunny yellow. The laundry room was connected to the front room...I painted it a citrus orange and sponged a darker orange on top of that. You had to walk through the laundry room to get to the downstairs bathroom, which had brown-speckled tile. In every room we scraped ceilings, installed new lighting (a cool pendant in the laundry room and recessed and vanity in the bath). In the bathroom, I painted the walls peanut butter brown to go with the tile and found an adorable Surfer decor that featured Woodys and surfboards and was in the same shade of browns. In the bathrooms, we also replaced both toilets (long story), and replaced MOST of the plumbing. We also re-framed every doorway, framed the windows to turn them into picture windows, and ripped out and replaced all the baseboards. In the below picture...you can see through the front room, into the laundry room, and beyond to the bathroom.
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In this picture, you can see down the hall . We took out the lighting and installed recessed lighting, and you can see the freshly framed doorways and smooth, re-textured ceilings. The closet to the left was destined to be re-fitted with custom cabinets to turn it into more of a linen cabinet than coat closet, but we never got that far before we moved.
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This is my kitchen/dining room. It had some great stuff...for one, it was big. The door in the back led to an enormous walk-in pantry before going into an over-sized two car garage.
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Best of all, the kitchen cabinets were custom-made by the former owners, whose husband was a master cabinet maker. My mom used to say that the "Shoemakers kids never have shoes"...and that was true about this house. There was the potential to have all kinds of amazing cabinetry all over...but apparently, he had only gotten around to installing the custom kitchen cabinets a couple years before...after living in the house almost 16 years. Nita was most devastated to leave those glorious cabinets...and I was most jubilant to get them, and the amazing butcher block island!
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Once again, we scraped ceilings and took out those terrible lights and installed recessed lighting. We left the modest chandelier because it oddly fit. If you look at the first kitchen "before" photo..you'll see that there is no "header beam" dividing the kitchen from the front room. The ceiling had begun to sag in that area, so we installed (with help) a header beam and encased it in drywall to prop up the ceiling. I stripped the walls of the wallpaper, and painted the kitchen a vibrant red.
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On that back wall with the door, I hand painted little swirls all over in a deeper, darker red. You can't see them, but they're there. Again, we replaced all the baseboards and door frames.
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The next room was part of an addition to the house that made up the family room, and had an upstairs that contained an office and another bedroom, which became Kaitlyns room. The bedroom had a balcony that was missing it's railing!! We had big plans for that...but...while we were able to complete the house UP TO the landing on the top floor, we weren't able to finish the bedroom or office up there. This picture is the "before" picture of the family room. And yes, that is little Joseph in the picture, and baby Nicolette sitting in Yayas lap. You also get a closer look at the ugly wallpaper that used to cover the kitchen.
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This picture is more of an "in progress" than an "after". We did the same things as we did in the other rooms...scraped cielings and retextured, installed new baseboards, window and door frames...but because of the second story, we didn't get around the recessed lights. We painted the room a denim blue, which made it very comfortable and relaxing.
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This next picture is a "before" picture of the boys room...the smallest room in the house.
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To maximize space, I designed built-in "floating" bunk beds that fit right into the studs of the walls (I got the idea from something I'd seen in a magazine), and Jason built them out of 2x10s and galvanized pipe. They literally were suspended off the floor and fit right into the wall, supported by the frame of the house. He also built the shelving unit on the end right into the wall and bunk beds. Again, we scraped and retextured, replaced all framing and baseboards, and installed a cieling fan. We went with a space theme, and I painted the walls a dark blue and the cieling a dark grey, and then I painted the furniture lighter shades of grey, with any and all recesses a bright orange, to make everything look very industrial and modern (not too hard with those space age bunk beds!!) and glued glow-in-the-dark stars all over the cieling.
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This next room was really a labor of love...it was my little girls room. This is the "before", and you can make out the little alcove that was the perfect fit for a bed.
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We did everything we did everywhere else, and I also had Jason install a simple chair rail. Beneath the chair rail, I painted a castle "wall" with light and dark grey paints, and painted climbing mosses and flowers. Above the chair rail (or top of the "wall"), I painted the open sky. I continued the sky up to the cieling, painting clouds all over and gluing three-dimensional butterflys right onto the wall. I also found a 3-D sun that I put up above the closet.
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Then I painted a mural on one wall of a distant adjoining castle on a hill with a little forest.
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We framed the window and I sewed curtains. Then, in the alcove, I painted pink on pink stripes, and had Jason install a special curtain rod across the space. I sewed sheer, glittery curtains that could could be closed to enclose the space, and a valance of pink satin that I cut like to look like a Medieval tent. I accented it with dangling pink beads.
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We moved into our Vegas home in January 2005...
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We moved out in June 2006...
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What a difference 18 months makes.
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I miss owning my own home. For the first time since Jason and I were newleyweds, we're renters again. I realize my tastes in decor aren't for everyone...but that's okay...because having a home isn't about what everyone else likes. It's about what YOU like...the way YOU want to live. I've had other homes, and they've all been decorated differently...but I have a special fondness for my Vegas house. It was the one home where we really let loose and just did whatever we wanted...no matter how many people told us we were nuts.
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Sometimes I wish we still lived there. I remember how much fun we were having fixing it up, and I want to go back. But then I remember how much work we had left to do...and lots of it was not cosmetic...but serious over-haul stuff...like replacing roofs and insulation, and fixing that balcony.
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For now - this is where the Lord wants us...and I believe that he'll look after us. Probably in a way we don't expect. Just like how we found a home we loved in Vegas, against all odds. I'm sure he has a miracle for us here, too...I just have to be patient for it.
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Great New Videos
Everybody thinks we are stuffy and uptight, and have too many rules. Rules like not drinking coffee (gasp!!) or giving 10% of our income to the church (cry of horror!!).
But we're actually pretty funny. And really goofy. And extremely creative.
The church recently put out three ADORABLE ads to encourage fathers to spend more time with their kids. I thought I'd share them. Whether you're LDS or not, you should get a kick out of these...
First...there is this GREAT Sci-Fi ad...
And for all of you Western lovers...
And my personal favorite (because I totally have a thing for Jack Sparrow AND William Turner)...
Aren't those fabulous?!?!
Hope they brightened your day!!!
Monday, April 13, 2009
Happy Easter!!
Junior Ranger Day at Shark Valley
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