So there's this website called http://www.despair.com/viewall.html. It's hilarious. My favorite new quotes are:
Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to seve as a warning to others.
HA, ha, ha, ha.....I know...I need help....